Jokes

Ok basically im damn freaking bored! cus somebody dont want me around *cough Lara* lols just kidding anyway i made some jokes when i was doing nothing.

Ok heres one and no offense to Twilight fans or Stephenie Meyer. I myself like Twilight only that its kinda fun messing wif the title.

Basically i anyhow mix the title of the Twilight saga:

Twilight-Twilik (Erm its a Star Wars thing)
New Moon-New Sun (U should know)
Eclipse-Mitsubishi Eclipse (Car)
Breaking Dawn-Breaking Morning (Rofls)
Midnight Sun-Morning Moon (Rofls again)

Ok thats all i guess unless Stephenie Meyer makes a new book lols

Heres an advertising joke for Macdonald

Think right, eat right and turn right, theres Macdonald! I'll have 10 double cheeseburger pls.
Hmm maybe they can make all the 10 cheeseburger combine tgt! i'll try that one day, nt rly sure i can finish it tho and im nt rly sure they will let me ._.

Ok ever heard of the phrase "Don't play with ur food" well i've invented a toy kit where u can make ur fav food and play wif it at the same time! but the downside is its nt edible i give u "PlayFood!" oh wait i stole from playdoh Crap! *Runs* < basically this is lame hahas

Cyas~