Sick

Well im now sick and i gt a massive painful headache so im gonna make this post short but i wasnt suppose to make a post but i was bored soo i dont care. Anyway ntg really happen this few days just same old things and well me and lara made a weird discovery and its that we both are twins! well nt by how we look but other stuff which is good weird rofl

Signing off~

Bored..

OK!! so basically u can see from the title it says bored.. so wat does that mean? It means im bored lah!! i serious dunno wat to do if someone give me a 1000 question tag i'll be glad to do it (pls dont make me do it) well i got a non-creative brain except in the lame jokes below.

Gawd all i can talk is abt boredom! bored bored bored

Moron dude: Hi how r u?
Me: im bored!
Moron dude: oh me too
Me: i dont see that ur bored
Moron dude: ur right im nt bored hahas
Me: but ur nt doing anything
Moron dude: im nt bored cus im wif u
Me: dude!... r u gay?
Moron dude: i thought u know that
Me: well no!
Moron gay: oh anyway can i ask u out?
Me: NO!
Moron gay: eh worth a shot
Me: i think im gonna puke

See im bored!! i start crapping crap

byes

Jokes

Ok basically im damn freaking bored! cus somebody dont want me around *cough Lara* lols just kidding anyway i made some jokes when i was doing nothing.

Ok heres one and no offense to Twilight fans or Stephenie Meyer. I myself like Twilight only that its kinda fun messing wif the title.

Basically i anyhow mix the title of the Twilight saga:

Twilight-Twilik (Erm its a Star Wars thing)
New Moon-New Sun (U should know)
Eclipse-Mitsubishi Eclipse (Car)
Breaking Dawn-Breaking Morning (Rofls)
Midnight Sun-Morning Moon (Rofls again)

Ok thats all i guess unless Stephenie Meyer makes a new book lols

Heres an advertising joke for Macdonald

Think right, eat right and turn right, theres Macdonald! I'll have 10 double cheeseburger pls.
Hmm maybe they can make all the 10 cheeseburger combine tgt! i'll try that one day, nt rly sure i can finish it tho and im nt rly sure they will let me ._.

Ok ever heard of the phrase "Don't play with ur food" well i've invented a toy kit where u can make ur fav food and play wif it at the same time! but the downside is its nt edible i give u "PlayFood!" oh wait i stole from playdoh Crap! *Runs* < basically this is lame hahas

Cyas~

First post

I swear i nid to make this blog work! Gawd i nid to be active this cannot be dead!!!


**1o years later**


-Empty-


Anyway thats my first post and im too lazy to change the blogskin -.-